F.L.A.R.P.

Victor Acord

Kelp Thrum

Rex Anderson

Jim Alcoholism

Kathy Carson

Walk Woman

Matthew Casella

Mister Vomit Sponge

Adam Chase

Big Swayne

John de Campos

Responsible Peer

Kristina Green

Miss Lady Barf Explosion

Johnny Marra

Punch Sadness

Matthew Arnold Pie

Lover

Curt Schmelz

Friend

Robert Michael Zeman Jr.

Thin Swayne

Michael Ziccardi

Slender Handshakeman